Mystique Observations: Charles Ramsey, Mister Cee, Mary Mary Revelations & More

1. Goes to show how you should never judge a book by it’s cover..

Based off appearance alone, I am sure a lot have assumed that Charles Ramsey is a inarticulate and ignorant man. But in the last few days, from his TV appearances telling his account of helping rescue the 3 kidnapped women in Cleveland he has been very descriptive and intelligent.

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2. The air must be really thin in that closet Mister Cee is trapped in because he gave what can only be described as a bizarre interview trying to explain why he mysteriously keeps on getting caught up with male prostitutes.

The truth will set you free Mr. Cee…

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3. Who else is giving their own neighbor the side eye after the tragedy that went down in Cleveland.

For all who claim they had NO clue all those women were captive in that house, it goes to show you truely do not know what goes on behind someone else’s closed door.

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4. Having top notch skills on how to draw attention to yourself that would make a old school attention whore like Madonna jealous….

Kim knew exactly what she was doing by wearing that horrid floral dress to the PUNK: Chaos to Couture, fashion crime be dammed and it worked like a charm because by far next to Nicole Richie, Kim and her dress were the most talked about of the night.

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And the shade has been thick

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5. Am I the only one not buying the ying yang Ms. Lauryn Hill is spewing about why she hasn’t paid her taxes.

Just admit that you didn’t want to pay your taxes because you felt like you were entitled not to & then had the nerve to try to throw a hail mary at the last minute with that song to pay off your debt.

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6. There has been some serious twisting in the wind on the Internets about Paige Johnson (daughter of BET founder Bob) marrying a White man.

But If you are a equestrian, which is a world where only the very elite play and most likely you are used to being the only black among Whites and other children of million and billionaires and your the daughter of a billionaire yourself (collectively), what are the chances that you will marry a Black man..slim to none.

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7. Ahh…Tina’s revelation about Teddy’s affair: It all makes sense now why Tina was so pressed over attending to her husbands needs ASAP, sacrificing a payday that would have made up for their whole ill fated tour, that was canceled due to Erica’s pregnancy.

And Teddy should be afraid, very afraid of what Tina might do the next time he tries to step out on her.

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Suspect ASSets: K. Michelle VS Kim Kardashian.. Yes or A Mess

There have been heated debates by people around the Internets whether K. Michelle and Kim Kardashian’s asses came from a syringe or if it’s actually real like they are discussing JFK assassination and analyzing the Zapruder film.

But who knows though, despite photographic evidence telling otherwise both Kim’s insist their junk in the trunk is real…so the question has to be asked is it a Yes or a Mess ?

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Mystique Observations: Mama Dee, Fantasia, Essence Racial Slur Letter & More..

1. Only Mama Dee could look distraught for her son Scrappy one minute and then in the next breath…

Flip the script to get her hustle on promoting “Free Scrappy: In That Order” T Shirts. A soap opera writer couldn’t make this fuckery up.

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2. Weeks later and I know I am not the only one who still thinks the lady who wrote the now infamous “N!gger B!tch” letter to Essence is full of it.

What slays me is that she writes that unlike the Black men she dated her White husband is generous, loyal, commited and considerate. But yet he is the one that is playing out his fantasies of slavemaster with her and is nothing but a N!gger B!tch to him during sex..Girl Bye.

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3. Is it just me or has Kim K never looked comfortable during her pregnancy

But then again when you are as self asborded as she is, you have no choice but to stunt in heels and Kanye approved, Kolor Kordinated outfits up until the day your water breaks, swollen pregnancy feet be dammed.

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4. The fact that Linda Fondren (mayoral candidate of Vicksburg, Miss) told the truth about her past as a prostitute who met her husband “on the job” is a rare thing indeed.

What do you think will happen 1st Halley’s Comet or another politician being 100 % totally honest about their past ?

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5. Well Well, what a mess this is.. Jermichael Finley of The Green Bay Packers, is married to a girl named Courtney but spread his seed having a child with a women named Chelsie Bellisle & god knows who else.

Chelsie put him on blast in a epic twitter rant, over child support of course…I guess that blows that theory out the water of White Women NEVER causing any problems for Black men (If you hear a lot of Black men tell it), unlike those pesky Black women.

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6. I know I am not the only one that is rooting for Fantasia

There is no one in her lane now and no one can accuse her, like what has happened to other chicks of trying to jack her style and sound from someone else.

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7. During a appearance on Sportscenter UFC Fighter Chael Sonnen, clearly fascinated reached out and touched the hair on Sage Steele’s head.

Hmm..looks like someone has thought about dipping into some chocolate.

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8. Who else was giving Apollo the side eye during part 3 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion ?

Something tells me that deep down he was attracted to Kenya initially (especially when they went in the pool together) liked the attention he was getting from her and most likely would have hit it, it weren’t for the fact that all of them happen to be on reality TV, where nothing is exactly a secret.

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9. Isn’t it funny how things work sometimes, Murphy’s Law is laughing it’s ass off at Republican speaker of the House John Boehner…

Whose party stance despite the pandering has been anti black and anti marijuana. Not only is his daughter Lindsay about to marry Dominic Lakhan a Black Jamaican but he is also a Rasta that was arrested for marijuana possession.

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Mystique Observations: Juanita Bynum, Boston Bombing, Yeezy & Thirsty

1. Is it just me or is Televangelist/Author/Singer/Crook, Juanita Bynum killing this mug shot picture.

She is 54 years old and is shutting down women half her age.

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2. In the ultimate I see what you did there moment, I know i wasn’t the only one who peeped what CNN was trying to do with their “dark skinned suspect” mess.

With sliding ratings, no wonder MSNBC & Fox News are about to put a tombstone on the network.

And admit you know if you are Black or Arab, you breathed a sigh of relief.

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3. It’s pretty obvious with the current fuckery going down with Kerry Rhodes alleged scorned lover, Russell ” Hollywood” Simpson…

That he is loving every minute of the attention in trying to drag Kerry out of the closet, which is going to push NFL players who might desire to willingly come out the closet further in.

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4. People across the internets are wondering why baby daddy Kanye is M.I.A in Paris while married but just divorced baby mama Kim K is left to fame whore it alone in the states.

But we know that nothing with Kanye or Kim is by accident. With every album Kanye goes though a calculated re branding. Paris, just might be be part of his plan to try to further refine him and Kim into a klassy, kolor kordinated, power couple.

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5. Well, Well it seems that not many people care about the trial of the doctor from hell, charged with 8 counts of murder who ran a filthy abortion clinic in Philly.

While his Black & other minority patients including the one that died where treated in filth, his White ones were treated like fine China. If we flip the scenario around this story would have dominated Nancy Grace & the other networks for months straight.

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6. Be-Weave it or not: This interesting story circulating around the internets about Erikka Yancy who kept it real, as to the reason why she spent about 25,000 on weaves.

Growing up around Whites & having identity issues, she desired to have long straight hair like a White Women.

Just makes you wonder how many other Black women have been honest enough with themselves as to the real reason they hide their real hair under that tired ass Remy Wavy.

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7. Don’t front, you know you are going to watch “I Dream of Nene: The Wedding”

With the latest season of RHOA coming to a end, am I the only one who wished Marlo would have joined the cast instead of Porsha, just to see her and Kenya go at it ?

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Kanye West at Paris Fashion Week, Brandy in Philly & Eric Benet

Baby Daddy, Kanye West one of the many celebrities who in recent years have made the move from the now basic Fashion Week U.S to the more prestigious Fashion Week in Europe was seen alone waiting for the arrival of Baby Mama Kim in Paris today.

Once she arrived they both (in color coordinated outfits of course) made a appearance at the Givenchy Show and then went to the Diesel Party.

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Brandy who has went on record saying that she misses her friendship with Kim, isn’t letting the under performance of her album Two Eleven deter her from performing. She gave it her all on stage in Philadelphia on March 1st.

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Eric Benet, whose marriage to Halle has lingered over his music career like a bad stench worked the red carpet with daughter India at the opening of “CeeLo Green is Loberace” at Planet Hollywood in Vegas on March 2nd.

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Mystique Observations: Lil Wayne, Fantasia, Kanye Whines & More

Here is a run down of my observations of the ratchetness & goodness that went down recently.

1. We know there is no way in the world if one of their own was killed would the police go on Facebook and notify the family of the deceased officer.

Then why did they feel the need to tell Anna-Lamb-Creasey via Facebook under the name Misty that her missing son Rickie was dead, what a disgrace.

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2. Coming off more like a scorned ex girlfriend who caught feelings that their man upgraded, Kanye is at it again going on a rant last night in England over Jay-Z and Justin’s collaboration.

Kanye’s whining comes off more like a man insecure that his relevance just might be fading.

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And Kanye’s maternity styling has been a epic fail so far.. there are no words.

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3. The future is in great hands if we have more children like Zora Ball who created her own mobile app and can configure it at the age of 7.

And her teacher was the one who taught her, because the way these teachers have been acting lately you almost forget some of them actually want to teach.

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4. Millions of people deal with mental illness everyday of their lives but there are no words to describe someone like Jesse Jackson Jr.

Who when he got caught using 750,000 of campaign $ for himself to buy fur capes, Bruce Lee and MJ memorabilia and other stuff seems to have used mental illness as a calculated ploy to get off easy.

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5. In the case of the more things change the more they remain the same, now unemployed Joe Rickey Hundey had his jersey retired in the Hall of shame by slapping 19 month old Jonah on a plane (who was with his White adoptive mother) and calling him a n!gger baby while drunk.

Like most racists who have a radar to know who to lash out at, what do you think the chances are if the parents were black, that he would have tried that ratchetness.

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6. You can hear crickets from Lil Wayne over the response from Emmett Till’s family taking him to task in a open letter regarding the lyrics , ‘Beat that p—-y up like Emmett Till,’

Clearly needing a history lesson, a time machine needs to swallow Weezy up and take his ass back to Mississippi circa 1930.

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7. You would think with Jet, Essence and Ebony being on the ropes with the rest of the magazine industry that they would be doing everything possible to rebrand themselves.

So what does Jet magazine do when putting Fantasia on their cover…use a 10 yr old picture. They had new pics to choose from and made no effort to get a appropriate one. #TeamFantasia on this one who wanted the Jet cover pic to reflect who she is now.

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8. Why are people so pressed that Beyonce didn’t reveal much about herself as people hoped on her HBO documentary ?

We just have to accept that most talented and iconic performers are a bit if a enigma, which is obviously the way Beyonce wants it.

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9. Wonder has Jennifer Lopez tried to turn her foot around and kick herself for not letting Ben just be himself. Trying to be clean shaven Mr. GQ and one half of Bennifer almost ruined his career.

But that glint in Jennifer’s eye when she mentioned him on her BTM special said it all. Now with Ben winning another Academy award, maybe Jennifer would have had one by now to if she became his Mrs.

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